Whisk(e)y Your Way
House Spirits distillery in Portland will let you make your own brand of whisky. You can’t sell it, of course, but you get to pick the grain and style of distillation and even the spelling (only philistines add an ‘e’). You end up with a 15 or 30 gallon barrel for about $50/bottle and they’ll even let you share a barrel with up to four friends.
I just want to quickly note that the asshole who showed up at my hometown’s airport with a loaded handgun, rifle scope formulas and fake police siren is not a North Carolinian. This shit sucking lowlife is from Ohio. (Sorry, Ohio, I’m sure you’re lovely, but this fuckstick is giving my beloved North Carolina a bad name.)
And while we’re on the subject, I’d like to propose that we immediately start profiling anyone named McVey or McVeigh or any other homophone as domestic terrorists. Makes about as much sense as the racial profiling bullshit those idiots in Arizona passed last week.