There’s a new Wii game coming out where you conduct and orchestra with the Wiimote!

Because janitors are all pedophiles, think before you post

Prison vs. Work

“IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.”

I love the color of your eyes

—Merlin Mann, five Flickr comments left on the latest self-portrait of you staring slightly off-camera with your mouth open

Google Voice Local Search

Oh, this is wicked cool

You’re probably going to get fork stabbed, learn to walk it off.UPDATE! You can now attach a nifty warning badge that will automatically generate the appropriate advisory level for the content on your blog. Clearly, I need to fucking swear more for fuck’s sake.

Man, I gotta move back east…

The Triumph of Bullshit

Ben’s tumblring. Rock.

How did I miss the news that Google and AFP settled?

Google will license AFP content similar to how it licenses from the AP. Terms of the settlement were, SHOCKINGLY!, not disclosed.