This is actually a pretty clever parody

I’m as serious as cancer, When I say Rhythm is a Dancer.

—Snap, with the second worst song lyrics ever

Sun intro JavaFX, a Java extension for building RIAs

So, that leaves us with AJAX, Flash/Apollo, Silverlight, and now JavaFX. Fa-antastic.

Nanoweb is a web server written in PHP

The meta, it hurts my brain

Foreign country + household item = deviant sex act generator!

You can even send in your own definitions of such favorites as the “Haitian hand mixer”

Jeff Veen and crew revamp Google analytics

Now powerful *and* easy to use. Looks pretty awesome.

WikipediaFS lets you mount any MediaWiki site as a filesystem on your linux box

Then you can edit using your text editor of choice. Rock?

The Vice guide to killing your parents

Or, how I learned to stop worrying and hate boomers. With a handy bit on getting rid of the bodies

The asshattery of Digg strikes again

A bunch of childish Republicans (any other kind?) are pissed that hopeless candidate Ron Paul isn’t listed in some poll, put NBC’s main switchboard number online and slander our marketing director. It’s the wisdom of the crowds!

Kottke’s got a sharp post about the growth of Twitter v. Blogger

With charts for the kids! Uses the sequential numbering of post-ids to compare message growth of the two services. UPDATE: it seems the post-id numbering scheme switched at some point and all the data is, sorta, bunk. The essence is still the same (crazy post growth) the numbers are off, though.