Who says “smithereens” any more? [via Buzz]

Adam is nothing short of wonderful

Are you awesome? You might want to work at Newsvine

Warning: occasionally, some of us show up and grill various meats, particularly when the weather is nice. Honestly, though, the Newsvine team is amazing and incredibly sharp.

It’s memetastic! [via every single person on the internet enjoying this Friday before a holiday weekend] Buzzfeed lists all the internet people featured

They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?

—R. Kelly defense attorney Sam Adam Jr., after suggesting that maybe Kelly’s face was somehow digitally inserted into the now infamous sex tape.

We believe search can offer much more value to consumers and advertisers than it does today, and we see Live Search Cashback as an important opportunity to deliver additional value

—Bill Gates, on Microsoft’s new strategy of bribing people to use Live Search. Best of luck with that one.

Ben suggested we pick our favorite picture from tv and I say you really can’t do better than Funk Master Friendly. Yours?

16% of US science teachers are creationists

That’s one in eight. Unbelievable.

It’s a cereal now!