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I enjoy​ playing my music​ loudly on my car stereo​.​ Apparently,​ women​ enjoy​ this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving.​ Oddly​ enough,​ when I visit​ the Native American reservations​ some of the more sexually promiscuous India​n women​ attempt to seduce me in their​ homes​.​ Their​ intent is to dives​t me of my earnings.​ Such actions are unacceptable.

I enjoy​ playing my music​ loudly on my car stereo​.​ Apparently,​ women​ enjoy​ this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving.​ Oddly​ enough,​ when I visit​ the Native American reservations​ some of the more sexually promiscuous India​n women​ attempt to seduce me in their​ homes​.​ Their​ intent is to dives​t me of my earnings.​ Such actions are unacceptable.

—Translating the late, great Notorious B.I.G. (via Mr. Robert “implodr” Andersen)

On average, in years when the president is a Democrat, the economy grows faster; inflation is lower; fewer people can’t find a job; the federal government spends a smaller share of GDP, whether or not you include defense spending; and the deficit is lower (or—sweet Clinton-years memory—the surplus is higher). The one category that Republicans win is, unsurprisingly, federal taxes as a share of GDP. But it is no trick to lower taxes if you don’t lower spending.

On average, in years when the president is a Democrat, the economy grows faster; inflation is lower; fewer people can’t find a job; the federal government spends a smaller share of GDP, whether or not you include defense spending; and the deficit is lower (or—sweet Clinton-years memory—the surplus is higher). The one category that Republicans win is, unsurprisingly, federal taxes as a share of GDP. But it is no trick to lower taxes if you don’t lower spending.

—Michael Kinsley posits that Democrats are better for the economy than Republicans. Fancy that.