Way to show up late to the meme, Amazon.
I fell for this bullshit years ago. Bacon salt doesn’t work. It makes everything taste like soy bacon bits, because that’s what it is. It’s salty powdered soy bacon bits. It sucks, and I am tired of apologizing for it existing on my goddamn spice rack.
Right on, brother. Bacon salt tastes like something a vegan chemist who’s only ever had bacon described in a foreign language would concoct.
Hulu desktop looks pretty badass
Also helps explain the whole Boxee unpleasantness.
Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game?
Much like embedding YouTube videos, now all kinds of Google apps can be embed anywhere.
It’s… Panic Sale!
(There’s a higher-res version of the video on Cabel’s blog)
Without bad advertising there’d never be good advertising making fun of the bad ones.
This woman, Governor General Michaelle Jean of Canada, pulled the heart out of a freshly slaughtered seal then ate part of it raw. I officially fear Canada now as it appears they are ruled by Magua.
Twitter is transforming the way people communicate, especially celebrities and their fans
—Reveille productions managing director Howard T. Owens, on a new Twitter-based reality tv show that will have Twitterers stalking celebrities. I’m so glad to know that every new way of communicating is now being reduced to celebrity promotion, the Twitter crew must be so excited. Also: this is dumb.
The cover of this week’s New Yorker was drawn on an iPhone using Brushes. [via Gruber, of course]
It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that’s no joke … absolutely torture.
—Eric “Mancow” Muller after being waterboarded. Mancow’s day job is a right-leaning radio shock jock - you can become a member of the Mancow Militia for a mere $55 a year.
For gentlemen who appreciate a touch of style [via uncrate]