I, for one, welcome our new fascist overlords [via Adam Isacson]

Yesterday, Marilyn would’ve been 83. LIFE published a handful of never before seen photos to commemorate.

Good fat, better fat

Toast!

I told J$ that I’d raise one in celebration of the end of her 20’s. Tonight, the ocelot and I drink with purpose!

Recently, in my mailbox.

A postcard all the way from Australia from Erin who wrote that mine was the cheesiest postcard she’d sent yet. Clearly, she feels my cerebral and erudite humor needed to be brought down a notch. Touché.

My very own Arrive Having Eaten t-shirt! I’m rooting for the octopus.

Also pictured: My ocelot letter opener holder, a gift from the lovely Greg and Stacy, my Playboy bartender’s guide, the Savoy Cocktail book, a receipt from my local market and an orange juice glass with a ring of dried nectar circling the bottom.

Well, I’m intimately involved with it. We’re just trying to break a story right now and figure out who the villain is going to be and all that stuff. But, it’s going to be just like the comic books. I’m gonna have a messed up face and you may see some flashbacks of Wade earlier in his life, but primarily what you see is what you get in the comics and that’s the goal. And there is no better place to draw material from then the comics which are incredible.

—Ryan Reynolds on the coming Deadpool movie. I’d love for this to be awesome but considering how lame Reynolds was as Deadpool in the Wolverine movie, I’ll keep my expectations somewhere between Fantastic Four and Elektra.

It’s kind of sad, really. The thing is, if Bing the name is going to become a verb, Bing the web app is going to have to offer a great experience that’s markedly different from the one Google gives us. People already have a verb for searching on the web. It’s google.

—The Name Inspector, wondering will we bing? Having bung, will we ever google again?

Now you got a crapload of squares [via igotyourcrazy]

I think one of the most ironic things about a subculture that loves irony, is that the image, like any image, is difficult to keep up.

—Awww, being a hipster is too expensive

I could read that over and over. It’s like the voice of a robot. The voice of authority. The voice of authoritative robots.

—Gruber nails it with excerpts from the diary of an app store reviewer.