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Here’s how I know that Bailey is a total sweetheart. Not only did she make me this wonderful birthday card but she said I have “good hair”. Oh, Bailey. If I have any hair on my 32nd birthday, I’ll thank my lucky stars.

Thank you so much and thank you all of my wonderfully strange internet friends for the many happy birthday wishes. I’m luckier than I deserve.

[Her lawyer] Stephanie Ovadia said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

[Her lawyer] Stephanie Ovadia said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

Apparently, Lindsay (that’d be Lohan, lest you be confused) is suing E-Trade for one hundred million dollars. A quick trip to the baby name wizard proves what common fucking sense would imply, that Lindsay is one of the more common names of the past few generations whereas Oprah, of course, doesn’t even register.

And just imagine how poor Lindsey Graham, the gentile senator from South Carolina, must feel about this.