Technically, it’s not a heist, since technically it’s not illegal for a sitting president to load up Air Force 1 with a few baubles he’s pilfered while staying at a U.S. embassy in lieu of paying respects to soldiers who’d died a century earlier. It is, however, such a cheap and gaudy maneuver that could not be a better summation of the man. The art turned out — because how could it not — to be fake.