Padma wants the chefs to take a trip down memory lane. For the Elimination Challenge, each chef will cook a dish related to a “memorable moment” in Top Chef’s history. The winning dish will, in turn, inspire a new Healthy Choice “Café Steamer,” which sounds like a sex act from a French frat house.

—I just found out that David “Get Your War On” Rees is writing Top Chef recaps for Grub Street and they are fantastic (though, mostly if you hate shows like Top Chef, I suspect).