Working in a café sucks. People are always peeping at your screen and it’s dirty and the wireless is dodgy and there’s some skank with a productive cough one table over who keeps yapping loudly on her cell phone to somebody named Andréas who you’re pretty sure is her ecstasy dealer and you have to pee and you can’t get up because somebody will steal your laptop and the bathroom is fucking rank anyway because it’s a coffee shop and everybody’s poopin’ and, oh! I really, really need an office!

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 11:32am.

Working in a café sucks. People are always peeping at your screen and it’s dirty and the wireless is dodgy and there’s some skank with a productive cough one table over who keeps yapping loudly on her cell phone to somebody named Andréas who you’re pretty sure is her ecstasy dealer and you have to pee and you can’t get up because somebody will steal your laptop and the bathroom is fucking rank anyway because it’s a coffee shop and everybody’s poopin’ and, oh! I really, really need an office!

—Mat Honan has some etiquette tips on working in a café. If you decide you really want to…