Let me tell you a secret: Grade A maple syrup is shit. It’s light and boring. You want good maple syrup you get Grade B. It’s got a much stronger and darker maple flavor to it. It’s made from the musk of the tree. Now, Vermont they grade their syrups on a higher standard than the rest of the US. And New Hampshire doesn’t grade theirs at all.

—Say what you will about whoever is behind the @vincent_gallo twitter account, the guy knows his maple syrup. He could’ve written that for Unwrapper!