I swear to Christ, whatever happened when the “Urban Woodsman” alpha rolled the Metrosexual and hugged him super tight until they made a beautiful, beautiful baby is seriously doing it for me. I maybe want to make love to this baby

—Mary HK Choi, over at The Awl’s sister site The Hairpin, thinks it sucks that dudes have suddenly learned how to dress themselves. Blame Jesse and Adam, I guess.