Seriously.

Now, think about this for just a second. Imagine you’re having a conversation with Don Draper and you use a phrase like “thought leader” or “webinar”. How’s that end?

If you’re in a meeting, he takes a long draw off his cigarette, slowly stamps it out, stands up, buttons his jacket, stares right through you and walks out of the room without saying a word.

If you’re in a bar, he finishes his drink, stands up, punches you in your dumb mouth, buttons his jacket, dons his hat, walks out and then fucks your wife.