What I do is I stand up to power. I expose corruption in the back rooms.

—Serially unrepentant douchebag James O’Keefe after being sentenced to three years probation, 100 hours of community service and a $1,500 fine for tampering with Senator Mary Landrieu’s office phone. Since he’s so interested in being a “disinfectant” of corruption, and since he’s already in Louisiana, I’m sure he’ll be looking into the back room dealing that lead to the criminal mismanagement of, say, offshore drilling.