I just want to quickly note that the asshole who showed up at my hometown’s airport with a loaded handgun, rifle scope formulas and fake police siren is not a North Carolinian. This shit sucking lowlife is from Ohio. (Sorry, Ohio, I’m sure you’re lovely, but this fuckstick is giving my beloved North Carolina a bad name.)

And while we’re on the subject, I’d like to propose that we immediately start profiling anyone named McVey or McVeigh or any other homophone as domestic terrorists. Makes about as much sense as the racial profiling bullshit those idiots in Arizona passed last week.