[Her lawyer] Stephanie Ovadia said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

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Apparently, Lindsay (that’d be Lohan, lest you be confused) is suing E-Trade for one hundred million dollars. A quick trip to the baby name wizard proves what common fucking sense would imply, that Lindsay is one of the more common names of the past few generations whereas Oprah, of course, doesn’t even register.

And just imagine how poor Lindsey Graham, the gentile senator from South Carolina, must feel about this.