We should take a page out of her playbook and take a 9-iron and smash the window out of big government.

—Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty telling fellow conservatives that they should be more like Elin Nordegren. You see what the governor did there, trying to be all “topical”? You know, just yesterday some maniac flew a plane into a federal building, a much less metaphorical attack on “big government”, why not try to work that one into your speech, governor?