Doreen nails it

Much of the social-media excrement comes from some pretty famous people in my field, or those trying to be. I’m told I should follow them in hopes of getting noticed. But because of the non-stop volume of shit they pump out — retweets without comment or context, never-ending self-promotion, name-dropping — I have a hard time identifying with them. And they’d drown out the cool people in my stream. You just can’t follow webcocks.

So here’s to scarcity. Brevity. Keeping it real. Remember the scene in “Citizen Kane” where Kane posts his “declaration of principles” (yeah, I know, Hearst was a douche in real life)? Here’s mine to you:

If you’re not following her yet, you really should.