After all, he’s been turning out team after team of cocky, whitebread under-achievers for the last two decades, and it’s time someone showed him how the rest of the country feels about his brand of basketball.

—From a Craigslist post from someone looking for cheap tickets to the Wisconsin-Duke basketball game so he can moon Coach K. This looks like it could be my first Kickstarter project. [via my awesome baby brother]