The royal Lindstifa asked for a photo and, well, this was the best I could do. Lacking a kitten to immolate, I thought “what would cause the brilliant and erudite amongst whom I traffic to shriek in terror” and, naturally, I concluded, a book! But not just any book, this being Harold McGee’s On Food and Cooking, a bible if ever there was one for foodish types. Such as Her Highness and myself.