He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case,” according to the report.

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That would be South Carolina deputy assistant attorney general Roland Corning, who was caught with his emergency rations near a cemetery with an 18-year old stripper.

At least he didn’t say he was headed for a hike on the Appalachian Trail.