putthison:

Dear Jerk I Saw,

You’re sitting in a chair, at a table in a restaurant.  You are wearing a hat with a four inch brim.

Take off your hat.  You are a jerk.

Sincerely,

Jesse Thorn

Hat Enthusiast

Put This On is up why the hell are you still reading this go there now.

(pssst, guys - could you maybe add permalinks to your posts, please oh please?)