He said it would bring the team together

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Robert Coffey, a sophomore at Kentucky’s Breckenridge County High School, on the football coach taking a busload of players to his church to be baptized. Of course, this violates the spirit, if not the letter, of the separation of church and state, not to mention common sense.

But, hey, wingnuts keep your kids out of class today, the president’s indoctrinating your children with liberalism, talking about such lefty socialist values as working hard. [via William Gibson]