bcompton:

toldorknown:

Way to show up late to the meme, Amazon.

I fell for this bullshit years ago. Bacon salt doesn’t work. It makes everything taste like soy bacon bits, because that’s what it is. It’s salty powdered soy bacon bits. It sucks, and I am tired of apologizing for it existing on my goddamn spice rack.

Right on, brother. Bacon salt tastes like something a vegan chemist who’s only ever had bacon described in a foreign language would concoct.